Dat Ass

Maaaaan. Oh Maaaaaaaan. This took me so long. Not because I needed so much time to paint it. No, I had reaaal problems to keep myself motivated to finish it. Seriously. I spent a whole week on this damn thing. Thank God it's over now, hahaha.

So anyway, this is my next great picture. This idea isn't even a month old yet (so it's pretty recent... in fact: it's my latest idea! )
Believe it or not but I got this idea out of nowhere, when I was sitting on the toilet ... in the morning!
You know... I stood up pretty early to drive to university so I could study for my exams (since I prefer studying stuff at university rather than at home) and first thing I do when I get up is to go on the toilet. Neither does that require physical strength nor do I have to use my brain or do any other activity which is too damn exhausting right after getting your ass out of bed.
Anyhow. I was sitting on the toilet. Pretty damn tired and all. Stayed up too long because I had watched a movie or two before I went to bed.
... WHEN SUDDENLY! A wild fart appeared! Completely out of nowhere!!!
'Daaaammmmnnn...', I thought.
'Good thing there's no ghost hand living in my toilet, like in Majora's Mask ... or Oracle of Ages... or... Skyward Sword. Otherwise, this could have been really embarrassing!'
Then I suddenly imagined Link sitting on the toilet, daydreaming, while that creepy ghost hand strokes his fine ass and he wouldn't even notice at first because he'd be too busy thinking about his GF Zelda.
And hey! That would also explain why he doesn't take off his pants when he sits down on the toilet! It's well possible that he already experienced a severe trauma from that damn hand. 

This time, I really took my time with the background (more or less). As a result, I'm a liiittle bit more satisfied with the background than usual.

By the way: If you think that Zelda's arms look somewhat odd because they're way too long (as I do)... fuck that. Link's dreaming so of course there's weird stuff going on. Right?  


Another thing I have to mention:
There will be another version of this picture which I will name 'Dat ass 2.0'. It's an alternative because I had another idea on this idea (Ideaception!!1!1)... But I won't tell you any details yet. You'll see when I put the link here in the description.
(I'm not the one who's going to upload it btw since I'm leaving that to a good ol' friend of mine. )

Until that: Enjoy my stuff and all! x)



UPDATE (19/08/14):
My friend just uploaded version 2.0, just as I promised.
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